One of life's great tragedies is that all men don't look like Tom Selleck or Howard Keel. 6'3", broad, wavy run you fingers through it hair, delicious baritone voices and legs that go on for miles. Such a pity. Also, don't you think that Matthew Quigley research probably included a bit of Adam Pontipee?
Other tragedies: pleated pants, the discontinuation of hat wearing, Crocs.