My left hip is 3/4" higher than my right because I've carried babies on it my whole life.
I can live out of a carry on for weeks.
I don't need a hairdryer.
I shine shoes like a champ.
I have a recipe that makes 10 dozen pumpkin cookies.
I know how your pants should fit.
I can tie a bow tie, and many knots of necktie on and off myself.
I'm really great at packing dishwashers.
*If you're unfamiliar with my "Why I'm Attractive" series, it is all a joke (mostly) and other installments can be found here.
I can live out of a carry on for weeks.
I don't need a hairdryer.
I shine shoes like a champ.
I have a recipe that makes 10 dozen pumpkin cookies.
I know how your pants should fit.
I can tie a bow tie, and many knots of necktie on and off myself.
I'm really great at packing dishwashers.
*If you're unfamiliar with my "Why I'm Attractive" series, it is all a joke (mostly) and other installments can be found here.
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