Name:
Age:
Are you Mormon?
If no, would you like to talk to some friends of mine?
Degree(s) acquired:
Height:
On a scale of Tom Cruise to Will Smith, how important is it that
you're taller than me?
Hometown:
Languages you speak:
Number of children desired:
Which Bluth chicken impression do you most identify with?
On a scale of Kenneth Parcel to Jack Donaghy how awesome are you?
Do you wear black and navy together?
Do you wear pleated pants?
Can you tie your own tie?
Do you prefer a full Windsor or a half Windsor?
Complete the following sentence: "Go Big _____"
On a scale of "uncontrolled blushing" to "popping
out cartoon eyes" how do you feel about the fact that I get strangers real
naked real fast in the dark?
What was the last play and/or musical you saw?
How often do you wear flip flops? (circle one) NEVER
SOMETIMES ALWAYS/I'M TOO LAZY TO WEAR REAL SHOES
Do you know how to train dogs?
On a scale of Bob Ewel to Atticus Finch how good of a father are
you/do you see yourself being?
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Which character from The
Great Escape are you? The
Sandlot? Downton Abbey?
What are your thoughts on Uma Thurman?
When in a museum do you?
a) just use the bathroom and leave
b) browse the exhibits, reading what is
interesting
c) read everything
there is to read
Word association:
diapers ________
laundry ________
vacuum ________
Russell Crowe ________
On a scale of Errol Flynn to Tom Selleck, rank your moustache
growing ability.
Have you ever kicked a door down?
Write me a poem, haikus not accepted.
What’s your favorite book?
What’s your first memory?
What’s your favorite Doctor Who episode?
Which of these numbers makes you most uncomfortable? 28, 17, 65
In your opinion is Peter Pan a delightful imp or unfeeling
kidnapper?
Are you punctual?
I was the prettiest newborn ever, TRUE or TRUE
On a scale of MILK to MELK, how Utah is your accent?
Superman or Batman?
What percentage of pre 2003 episodes of The Simpsons have you seen?
Which Disney pet are you?
Do you have grey in your hair and/or beard?
Do you grow a red beard?
Do you have dimples?
On a scale of Javert to Valjean describe your feelings on
redemption.
Please spell the following phonetically:
especial
library
important
Hermes
Christian Lacroix
What song would you dedicate to me at karaoke?
If you and your roommates found a baby on your doormat would
hilarity ensue?
What are your feelings on star gazing?
What is your spirit animal?
Please facebook message, email, or deliver this application in person with an autographed self portrait of yourself. If submitting a hard copy please print legibly and spray your cologne of choice on the application a la Legally Blonde.
