Saturday, March 31, 2012

After the Curtain: The Music Man

The Music Man is my favorite musical. I grew up with Shirley Jones and Robert Preston and The Buffalo Bills and Hermione Gingold and Buddy Hackett and Ron Howard (ok, now I'm just seeing how many actors I can name). It's got a hate into love romance which is one of my favorite types, it's set in the 1910s which is one of my favorite decades, it has a marching band which is how I prefer my bands, it has fantastic and catchy music with big dance numbers and beautiful ballads and of course it has Harold Hill! Oh Harold Hill, he swindled his way into my heart long ago. I saw The Music Man  this past fall at USF with Brian Vaughn as Harold and it was fantastic. I even forgot Robert Preston! BUT you can't ignore the fact that the magic would eventually have to run out on this small town toe-tapper bc let's face it, what the heck is Harold going to do in River City?
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The story of The Music Man:
Prof. Harold Hill, a two bit thimble rigger, comes to River City, IA to set up a boys' band. Thing is, he's a con man and knows nothing about music and the people of Iowa are hard nuts to crack. He gets everyone on board except Mayor Shinn whose business venture he's ruined and the old maid piano teacher and librarian who is skeptical of his musical "think system". His old partner in crime, Marcellus Washburn, helps him out while the local school board tries to smoke him out. Marian the Librarian's Irish mother and stuttering brother Winthrop are both taken with Harold, along with the gossips, including Mrs. Shinn, the local hooligan Tommy Djilas, and all the parents. Harold's scam is revealed when an anvil salesman stops in town to stick it to Hill for soiling the name of traveling salesmen. Harold is captured, but the angry mob is talked down by Marian, who of course has fallen in love with Harold. Miracle of miracles the think system works, sort of, and River City has themselves a boys' band! Ta ta DA!

AND NOW! AFTER THE MUSIC MAN....

Let's face it, the think system doesn't really work. Luckily the boys paid for instruction books as well, which Marian reviews like a mad woman and grills Harold on so he can actually have an occupation in town. It's rough going at first, but the people of River City aren't picky and eventually the band does alright, however most of the older boys are wiped out during WWI. After the war the band really gets going and establishes a legacy of marching band excellence in Iowa.

After realizing the think system won't get him anywhere with the band Harold skips town in a panic and decides to come up with a new scam. Marian hunts him down after a couple of days and proposes the instruction booklet plan. Marian and Harold get married, but Harold, or Gregory as he goes by now, has a hard time settling down. Every so often he pops over to Nebraska (where the real fun is) or even Chicago with a resolve to get his old life back, but he always returns to River City with a guilty conscious. Marian covers for him saying he's gone to musical conferences, but really she's the one keeping them and the band together. Besides Harold's wanderlust their marriage does alright. They have two children, a boy and a girl. The boy stays in River City and takes over the band, taking after Marian's steadiness. The girl, who takes after Harold travels to California and makes it big in talking pictures. Harold and Marian grow old in River City and a statue is erected to Harold after he dies, when we all know it should have been for Marian.

Marcellus marries Ethel and they have a great Iowan life.

Tommy Djilas and Zaneeta Shinn go steady until he gets drafted. They have a rush wedding and he's sent to France. He survives the war, but looses a leg. With his mechanical mindedness he fashions himself a state of the art prosthetic leg and becomes the leader in prosthetics for the tri-state area. Their children are pleasant but dull and thrive in River City.

Winthrop, after finding his voice, takes after Harold and becomes quite the smooth talker. A product of upright River City however he uses his powers for good and becomes the youngest senator Iowa's ever had. He's a major player in WWII politics and is known fondly in Washington as the Ginger Giant. He retires to River City in the 60s, a time of struggle for the band, and rejuvenates its popularity with his charisma, a la Harold. He doesn't marry Amaryllis bc she's obnoxious. He meets somebody at college and she's a wonderful politician's wife.

Mayor Shinn does not run for re-election after Harold endorses his pool hall. He and the anvil salesman team up and sell other pool hall paraphernalia to neighboring towns including paintings of dogs playing poker, stained glass light fixtures, and personalized cues. Mrs. Shin and the town gossips roll bandages and put up bunting during the war, become suffragettes during the women's vote movement, spearhead prohibition in Iowa and organize relief efforts during the Depression.

The members of the school board go on the road and become the nations most popular barber shop quartet.

Idea behind After the Curtain  and After White Christmas

Friday, March 30, 2012

Look at this

Hey! This is my good friend's blog. She and I share a lot of opinions, but we also differ. I leave most Project Runway and mainstream media entries to her. She likes Wes Anderson films and has a fashion degree. I don't know why I chose to share those two particular facts about her, but check out her blog, she's started updating regularly and so there you go!

http://putthatinyourblog.blogspot.com/
Her latest entry is on bow-ties, which is brilliant and I'm jealous I didn't think of it first!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

trendi: nail art

About five or so years ago I noticed jewel-toned nails in Vogue. There was no sparkle, just high gloss dark nailed perfection. Then the colors got a little more varied, then we moved into some sparkles, then a few fun ideas started popping up and all hell broke loose.

first we started out with nice, high gloss, no nonsense colors, which I like and prefer still.
OPI Mrs. O'Leary's BBQ
Then the colors started to get a little more varied, which is fine and which I like for the occasional manicure.
OPI Don't Mess with OPI 
Then some sparkle came back, which is fine.
OPI Black Berry Chutney



And then someone figured out how to marble their nails. This is cool, and while I'd never take the time to do it, it's great. When I first saw this on a friend I lost my mind. Very unique and clever.
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And then Pinterest happened and all hell broke loose...

These are awesome, but a waste of time...
galaxy
 No adult should do this....
watermelon
COWS?!
yes, cows.
then there are the different nails with themes...
Sponge Bob
And nails that need to be seen together to make the whole picture...
Hungry Hungry...
I've seen Cookie Monster, Totoro, pandas, Star Bucks, rubber duckies, TMNT, Pac Man, even The Shining! and all sorts of crazy French manicures...
actually love most of these...
So my verdict? If you're in middle school, or don't have a serious adult job and have the time and/or money to spend on these ridiculous nails then by all means do! and contribute to the archive of crazy trends in the world. The themes of these nails are love it or hate it I think. I prefer a solid color myself, esp in a nude, and if I were going to do something special it'd be along the lines of something Art Deco or there abouts, but I'm rather conservative when it comes to things that last a week at most and don't believe in acrylic nails.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Nacho Libre painting

I've been home painting movie posters for my sister's kids. Nacho Libre was up and I think I did a pretty swell job. I've also done Cars which was pretty flippin' fantastic! I won't have time to do a collage this trip, but I'm taking all my stuff to Cedar with me for the season so I'm hoping to get a lot done this summer and fall.






Tuesday, March 27, 2012

British Names: making everyone else sound stupid bc we think all those letters must be there for a reason

Ok, long title...but I was thinking about the surname Wriothesley the other day, Henry Wriothesley being one of QEI's favorites, and it got me thinking about AWESOME British names, be they just amazing for the fact that they crammed so many words into one name, or so many unused letters or simply ignored the letters all together. I've been storing these names in my brain my entire life, but am still surprised by some of the different pronunciations. This list is by no means comprehensive, and is mostly ones that I like the most. Sources can be found at the bottom, and I'm not including all the names with errant e's at the end.

Wriothesley-rizzly, rizely, rosely, rotsy, rocksly pronunciations here
Davies- davis
Norwich - noridge
Cholmondely - chumly
Marjoribanks - marchbanks
Leveson-Gower - loosengaw
St. John - sin gin
Woolfardisworthy - woolsuri
Featherstonehaugh - fanshaw
Reading - redding (like the railroad in Monopoly, NOT the rEEding line)
Fotheringay-Phipps - fungy-fips (sounds like a Jeeves and Wooster name...Wooster - wuster)
Evelyn - eevlan (as a man's name, think Downton Abbey)
Woolfardisworthy - woolsuri
Menzies - mingus
Beaulieu - bewly
Dalziel - dee-el
Holborn - hoeburn
Towcester - toaster
Hugh - yew (some accents)

these two just crack me up:
Ralph - rafe
Ranulph - ralph

This is just a funny entry I found.
http://www.listology.com/list/crazy-british-names-sound-nothing-theyre-spelled
http://www.antimoon.com/forum/2003/2817.htm
Wikipedia has a rather extensive list, but you need to bone up on your phonetic alphabet.
Find out what your English name is!

Monday, March 26, 2012

Titanic US air dates

ABC will be broadcasting Julian Fellowes' Titanic which premiered on ITV1 this weekend, to lack luster reviews. The four part series will be shown two parts at a time on Saturday April 14th and Sunday April 15th on ABC at 8/7c. Reviews in the UK for the first episode described the show as having too many characters to follow leading to not caring about any of them. Tellyspotting wasn't so hard on it, and I don't think I, or the American public will be either.

As it usually happens, I think epic mini-series like this spend the first episode introducing characters so that not that much really happens. The first hour is always Jane Eyre's bleak and rather boring, but necessary childhood. The one upside for being a US viewer is that on the whole PBS, and now it seems ABC, will give us the first two episodes as one so we can go straight into the happening of stuff. I'm surprised ABC hasn't started the TV promos for this, have you seen them? They do however have a website, with episode descriptions I've learned not to read beforehand. Are you excited for this? I'm prepared to be totally devastated by the end of it.


Sunday, March 25, 2012

Sexy Sunday: March edition

It's been awhile. All my Sundays are sexy, but frankly I'm not into taking posey pictures of myself and getting other people to take them makes me feel awkward and I'm so tall it's hard to fit me in a normal camera frame in a flattering manner. Even photographers at shoots I've done have had a hard time.

Anydoctorwho, here's what I looked like for church today. I went home after the first hour bc I'm sick, so if I look a little down in the mouth, that's why.


Gold earrings: Target
Blouse: Target
Belt: Forever 21
Skirt: made by me
Golden Fly Bracelet (so Egyptian!): Banana Republic
Shoes: Nine West

Those are my new shoes! Well, the blouse and earrings are too, and I've worn the earrings everyday since I got them, but those are my new Nine West leather pumps and I love them. I always think of Mae West when I see Nine West, so in my mind it's kind of slutty but alluring brand.

For those of you in the know, yes I am visiting my 'rents in Nebraska and yes, those are baby pictures of my older sisters behind me. My photo's just behind my torso, which is a shame bc I was the most beautiful baby ever, true story, my nurse said so.